That sounds like quite an imbroglio.



sundaystorms: ‘Andy let the ice cream melt, so he had to die. It’s only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things. Now whenever I get so mad that I want to kill him, I just do it. It’s been a great tool in our marriage.’*‘I’m still mad.’‘How mad?’‘Mad enough to kill you!’‘How?’‘Chain saw.’‘Where?’‘By a dumpster.’‘Oh, let’s do it.’ 

sundaystorms:

‘Andy let the ice cream melt, so he had to die. It’s only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things. Now whenever I get so mad that I want to kill him, I just do it. It’s been a great tool in our marriage.’
*
‘I’m still mad.’
‘How mad?’
‘Mad enough to kill you!’
‘How?’
‘Chain saw.’
‘Where?’
‘By a dumpster.’
‘Oh, let’s do it.’ 


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