Joel McHale will f*ck your girlfriend. (or atleast I think thats the line he uses from Ted) A funny thing happens whenever Joel McHale walks into a room…One, you realize just how tall he is. Two, you realize just how handsome he is. And the third, you realize just how short and not handsome you really are next to him. Here’s some candid shots of one of the nicest guys working today… just don’t introduce your girlfriend to him.