I make two things: Ramen Pride noodles and I make tuna fish with Miracle Whip mixed into it. Those are the two things I made in college, those are the two things I make now. I don’t make anything else.

thevampirediaries:

Nina Dobrev uses Conan as her human yoga wall. (x)

Joel: I recently got some leather pants for Community.
Conan: Did you really?
Joel: Yeah, I got fitted for leather pants.
Conan: How did they feel when you put them on?
Joel: Amazing. […] You know when you put on a leather coat you’re like, ‘I’m hot. I will now take the leather coat off.’ You can’t do that with leather pants. It’s like an Easy-Bake Oven down here. Because it’s already warm there anyway, but then you put leather on top of it and… oh boy.
Andy: But it doesn’t smell like cake.

Now when I’m walking down the street people are yelling like, “Hey B!” […]

Conan O’Brien Transit Strike Sketch
From December 1, 2005.

teamcoco:

Conan Delivers Chinese Food in NYC

Aaron Paul, such an honor to talk to you.

Conan O’Brien and Bob Odenkirk in the SNL writers’ room