“Saugerties Sweetheart”

Yeah, popping and locking and being neurotic. All together.

There were three of us in there, so like, neuroses, dancing, and eroticism. Place that onto whoever you choose.

My Dream 2011 Emmy Nominees

• Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series ↩ Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
  

-Thank you, Jimmy Fallon!
-Did somebody say my name?

Dear Mom and Dad,
Today I am going on the Jimmy Fallon show. It is very exciting and fun to be backstage at a TV show with lights and makeup and many extension cords. Since my show “Parks and Rec” is on vacation I have been enjoying many outside activities such as swimming, biking and being outside. I should warn you, Mom, that I grew a beard. I know you don’t like them, but I think it makes me look very adult. A pretty girl asked me about it and I told her it only took three days to grow it so she would think I was cool. That was a lie. It took four days. Love, Nick.

New York City’s new Nissan taxis will soon come with a kinder, gentler car horn. You can actually hear a slight difference. Here’s the old horn: (BEEP!). And here’s the new horn: (I will remember you…)

COME ON, THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN! COME ON!